Shadow's Random Quotes From Various Places

"So, I picked up this "Bleach Wii" because Ichigo went on and on about how cool it is. . . Erg. . . What the hell am I. . . supposed to do with this. . . little . . . box? Eh. . . I guess I will give it to Captian Kuchiki as a souvenier." --- Renji Abarai

"A gift from Renji from the human world?! ... Bleach... Wii? What could this little... box be used for?" --- Byakuya Kuchiki

"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." --- Spike Spiegel

"Is there no alchemy technique to burn a person through a phone?" --- Roy Mustang

"Look, the ceiling is painted like the sky to lighten the mood!" --- Kisuke Urahara

"That's life. Those are life. This is life. They're all lives." --- Excel

"You were taking it so well. . . I didn't expect an elbow in the face." --- Kisuke Urahara

"Stand up. Face forward. Hesitate and you will die. Retreat and you will age." --- Zangetsu
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Shadow's attempt at the famed
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Inside your heart . . .
It is black
And it's hollow
and it's cold."
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Nothing I can say or do. . .
Will take away what I've been through. . .
What you were is what I've come to be. . .
Nothing you can say to me. . .
Will take away these memories. . .
What you were is what I've come to be. . ."
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ANYONE who even dares to attempt to steal my art and claim it as their own will burn in hell. I will see to that in my own manner.-----------------------------------------
So, I went up to my mom's house last Thursday. I knew it was going to be hell. . . But what happened was nothing like I imagined.
Friday we were supposed to go clean this lady's house. I never knew that I was going have to get up at fucking 7:30 AM. My mom said that she would wake me up around 10-ish. Okay, that's all fine and shit but
7:30 AM!? No no no. Then we didn't even leave 'til 8:45. It only takes me about 20 minutes in the morning to get ready and she knows it damn well.
Okay, so we went to that lady's house. She had me
dusting. DUSTING. Come on. . . With how bad my allergies are already, dusting will just make it worse. And worse worse worse did my allergies get. I told my mom that I can't dust. . . Yeah, that
so helped.
NOT! She told me to get over it and stop exaggerating.
Exaggerating? Yeah, sure. I'm exaggerating when I've been through a box of tissues in 3 hours. Right, I'm not fucking exaggerating.
So, we were there for about 4 hours and some. FINALLY when we got home my mom had the guts to say that I did a shitty job dusting. I snapped at her and told her if she was in my place with my bad allergies, she would do an even shittier job. She had nothing to say after that. She knew I was mad and that I felt like trash.
So later that day she started being nice.
Fake nice. I just kept ignoring it. I made myself some BBQ chicken and stayed in my room for the rest of the night. Thank god my room is connected to the bath room.
Saturday was alright. I was with my dad for half the day. Anything to get away from my mom. We started working on his trucks bumper. Some blond chick down outside of Albany ran into the back of his truck. It hardly damaged his bumper but to her little Honda Civic, there was massive amounts of damage. Good. My dad even had his trailer hitch thing in, so it made the damage worse on that chick. There was this big ass hole in her hood. It was funny lookin'.
So, back at my dad's, we sanded it, pounded out the little dents and painted it back to the black color. We washed his truck, his car, and my car while it wasn't raining. We went out to the pizza place in town and got bacon, pepperoni, sausage, ham, chicken, and beef pizza. I love that kind of pizza so damn much. That was fun for the most part.
I went back up to my mom's house about 8:30 PM that night. As soon as I walked in the door, she started hopping on my case about some shit that I supposedly did or something.
"Why didn't you call before you came home?!"
". . . **trying not to laugh**"
"Well? Give me an answer!"
". . . **sigh** How old am I?"
"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!"
". . . **angry**"
"I don't give a shit how old you are! There are still sick people out there!"
". . . **a hair from snapping** I'm smarter than what you think."
"Oh really?! Look at all those girls in NYC who get picked up and killed!! NOW WHAT?!"
". . . **snap** Look. . . Where the hell are we? We are in a fucking hick town with about 800 people. No, don't talk. NYC is fucking 6 hours from here. Woo!! Know what, I am 18. Yes, 18. I will spell it. No, wait. I won't. You still wouldn't have a fucking clue about what I am talking about. No, I am not done talking. I am A LOT smarter than you make me out to be. No, I am not some stupid ass, naive girl running around. I know what to do. Why the hell did I take those martial arts classes?! Not just for the hell of it. No, I am not done. If you don't want to hear it, then go somewhere else. I am sick of you treating me like I am some 10 year old. I am sick of you getting on my fucking case about stupid shit that I never did. And you know when I was dusting. . . My fucking eyes were swelling up and I struggled to keep them open. Sure, sure I did a shitty job. But what the hell did you do? Vaccuum? Clean the fucking windows and shit. . . Sure."
"**stare** Why don't you just leave?"
"Why don't I just leave? That is the best fucking idea I have heard from you yet! I will leave."Almost the exact words I said.
God, I hate when she gets like that. It's fucking annoying.
Now this morning she called me at 10:30 asking me if I still wanted to go to the amusement park. . . Fuck that. I don't have time for her bitching, complaining, and the embarrassment.
So, now she's mad at me again for some strange, odd, fucked up reason.
Yeah. . . Now I need to find something to do to occupy my time. I'm thinking of going to the mall down in Saratoga Springs. It's nearly twice the size of the one by me. All the good stores keep closing in there. . . Stupid people. At least Saratoga has a Borders, Hot Topic, Best Buy, Babbage's (GameStop type thing), and a Barnes & Nobles.
So, yeah.
Addition time!!
Last night was fucking hilarious. It just was. That person knows why. I found that one quote. . . Well. . . a few actually.
"Don't sneak up on me like that! You scared me so bad I almost popped out of my robe!"
"What if you had?"
"Then I would've been exposed!"
"Which I doubt would bother you. . ." --- Hitsugaya and Rangiku
"What the hell?! How dare you charge in here like that! I was just about ready to say something really cool and you totally ruined the moment!" --- Renji
"Well I certainly hope this Ichigo doesn't intend to keep calling me by my first name. I find his lack of respect. . . Disturbing" --- Byakuya **immitates him**
"That was close I almost died! I can't breathe if I lie face down because my boobs! Don't you know what the feels like?! Well you should have more sympathy. It's not easy being a girl and being beautiful." --- Rangiku **cracks up** That is so you. . .
Episode 63 is hilarious. . .
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